
Washington, DC · February 13 & 14, 2027 · 2:00–5:00 PM
Cupid Sucks: A Valentine's Murder Mystery
Romance is dead—literally. And Cupid is the prime suspect.
This Valentine's Day, a sprawling investigation awaits in Washington, DC, where suspicious characters roam the streets, scandalous secrets abound, and evidence hides in plain sight.
Grab your sweetheart, your recently dumped pal, or a few friends looking to rough up Cupid for a delightfully twisted murder mystery through a surprise DC neighborhood. Follow a trail of clues, interrogate suspects, and piece together the evidence to expose a killer.
Was it jealousy? Revenge? A love triangle gone terribly wrong? That's for you to figure out!
Whether you're celebrating love or avoiding it altogether, this is one Valentine's Day you won't soon forget.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Somebody’s dead. The detective is you.
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